Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

Ian Rodriguez

Ian is a nice guy he is is in the 6th grade a friend of him agape is no longer gonna be in the same school he is so LITTT

Ian Rodriguez Has a bestfriend named Joshua P

by JC=Jaycee August 2, 2018

Ian

A dumb black nigger that dies for nyash and doesn’t know how to answer his phone when his best friend of 6 years calls bc he’s with his girlfriend that he’s known for 2 months

Don’t be an Ian that would be very retarded

by Yamotha123 June 1, 2022

Ian

a boy who is absolutely crazy funny and wierd. Some say he is the most abstract. Also he love his gf more then anything.

There goes Ian with his girl again. lol.

by Sof>3 uwu December 14, 2021

Ian lakey

A handsome young man also has a big shlong

Man You really look like Ian lakey today

by Fatbootycheecks69 July 3, 2021

Ian w

A super sweet loving guy, he is always trying to be nice towards others. He's caring, passionate, smart, goofy, handsome, romantic, and fun to be around. He may not always be the brightest but he will try to make you smile. He loves dnd (dungeons and dragons) and he's a hard core metal fan. One of the most coolest people you could have in your life. Ian is a very sassy guy when it comes towards people he cares about and is pretty argumentive. He can be mean at times but he tries his best to be kind. Especially towards his lover.

Ian w, one of my fav people in my life ❤️

by Special.nay. October 8, 2025

Ian

The Most Sexiest male alive better than Markus; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.

Known to be the best husbands out there.

I love that guy Ian better than Markus, theres just something about him that I like

by julenissen123 February 13, 2017