Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.
What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??
by lexicon55 August 12, 2021
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Deuce Poppi

typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.
Trev Pearson an Mikey are original Deuce Poppi's
by treve2 April 11, 2011
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Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach
Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy
by JCsuperstar December 21, 2006
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Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind
That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.
by Cletuscrow February 09, 2015
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Drop a deuce

A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.
“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**
by Baby back bitch September 24, 2023
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When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.
Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.
by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 31, 2025
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Ill Deuce

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.
Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"

Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
by Hey Jack August 08, 2014
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