coon fucker

someone who fucks another mans cooter.

Zach is a coon fucker.

by ZachHasAutism February 6, 2019

coon

A racial slur for a black person.

If said by a non-black person, it's the same thing as nigger.

But if said by a black person, it actually means uncle tom.

White racists actually don't use the word that much anymore, these days it's mostly used by black power advocates to insult black people who are too "white-friendly" for them.

If Martin Luther King was alive today preaching about friendship between the sons of slaves and the sons of slave owners, black radicals would call him a coon in a second.

by Hamstergamer January 23, 2017

Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

Doon coon

A racist term for middle Eastern people

Hey look at the Doon coon over there

by Razor Sharp Honesty November 29, 2020

Coon

A brand of cheese made in Australia

COON is the trademark of a cheddar cheese produced by Warrnambool Cheese and Butter company in Australia. It was first launched in 1935 by Fred Walker. LD&D Foods were the previous operator of the brand until it was sold back to WCB in 2015.

by DeekGeekMcDeek March 4, 2018

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024