by lynn.xxxx May 26, 2025
A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good
Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....
Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....
Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021
A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.
by Yoinky Bruh March 13, 2019
What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.
by JimVT October 11, 2010
Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross
by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013
1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.
If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.
"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010
by Analcake March 20, 2011