White rapper whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, but it should be 'Rip Off Van Winkle' because his only hit was 'Ice Ice Baby' which totally RIPPED OFF the bassline and a piano riff direct from the 1981 hit 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie. His rip-off song went to #1 in the United States during the autumn of 1990 but practically anybody who knew Bowie or Queen knew this was outright musical plagiarism of the highest degree. Queen and Bowie sued his ass in the biggest musical royalty copywrite dispute in UK history. Vanilla Ice got stung big time. His cred suffered even more when he claimed to have come from the Miami hip-hop scene and it was revealed that he grew up in a suburb of Dallas. His next single was 'Play that Funky Music' (a cover) which went nowhere. He tried to salvage his reputation by a cameo appearance in the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2' with a band, doing the 'Ninja Rap' but that didn't stop the snowballing backlash. He soon released a 'live' home video and album in the spring of 1991. That fall he 'starred' in a new movie that tanked, critics said it was shit. It was available on home video just in time for Christmas 2 months later. Since then he largely fell out of the public eye and his Famous Fifteen Minutes ended so fast.
Vanilla Ice was lauded in 1990 as a 'modern James Dean'. Today his fame is a footnote , he's a shooting star, a fraud. The hip-hop community largely disowns him. He basically is a Pat Boone of rap, IOW a milquetoast poser for the suburban whites who think they have a clue about street culture and hip-hop BUT THEY DON'T. Vanilla Ice is a joke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
Get the Vanilla Icemug. Ultra-Whitebread. The types of person that makes Mormons say ''he's such a prude''. So lacking in culture and pigmentation that they're basically translucent. Bland. Boring. Basic AF, but thinks they're 'adventurous'.
Man, she said her fuck-game was strong, but that neon vanilla bitch just rocked on the dick like she was scooting up in a chair.
by ₦ᏋᏒ࿋ July 13, 2017
Get the Neon Vanillamug. A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people
( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "
Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"
Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"
Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
by SAY YOUR ARE MY BAKA 🙈🤬😈👹 May 10, 2021
Get the Vanilla childhoodmug. by ZackNich2175 August 12, 2012
Get the Vanilla Dudmug. The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021
Get the Country vanilla crotch rocketmug. by Christinalicious January 14, 2009
Get the tricky vanillamug. Brent: Yo dude i had sex with a vanilla and boy was it boring.
Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.
Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.
by Someone who is bored 123 January 19, 2022
Get the Vanillamug.