Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis
Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck
by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009
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truck stop trophy

a large turd or pile of shit in the toilet in a truck stop, that is so large and unflushed that in some cases even rises above the top of the toilet seat.
On a roadtrip one time, I stopped at a truck stop to take a piss, then to my disgust, I saw a huge, nasty truck stop trophy in the stall, so i just pissed in the sink.
by tomsterino May 19, 2011
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Pickup Truck Roulette

A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.
"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."
by Libbuhtayy June 05, 2014
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The Nebraska Hand-Truck

The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.
FarmersOnly is a great place to meet folks into The Nebraska Hand-truck.
by Flickes October 22, 2018
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Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."
"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."
by turbo_moisture December 09, 2018
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wyoming dump truck

Before partaking in an act of 69, defecate in an old pair of underpants and pull them down to allow your penis to move freely. Then, as you are about to ejaculate, let the excrement flow out of your nappy onto your partner's head, taking care not to let it flow out prior.

Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.
I was parked in the rest stop when, out the back, I saw an adventurous young couple performing 69. They did a Wyoming dump truck at the end; it got everywhere.
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