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Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
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Watermelon Sugar

its almost july 2021 and this is still in trending, how many centuries left till its removed from trending?
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Watermelon Sugar

who cares?? it's literally been 2 years since this song has been released, move on guys
me: when will watermelon sugar finally stop trending on urban dictionary?
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Sugar Retarded

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.
"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"
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sugar skank

older woman who steals yonger men from a marriage and or relatonship by luring him in with her money
that woman is such a sugar skank for sleeping with billy
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sugar friday

Refers to being sexual hyperactive due to large intake of amount of sweets taken; being sexually active. (INFORMAL)
by ImmaBitchIDontCare August 29, 2013
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