strokie

When you take a selfie picture or video of yourself having a stroke.

Recently a woman posted a selfie video clip of herself having a stroke because the emergency room doctor said there were no detected symptoms. To prove him wrong she took a strokie to show to doctor and the world when she posted it on the internet.

Did you see that clip of that woman taking a strokie?

youtube com watch ? v=D7YYWVNG4jA

by fingermaster June 20, 2014

strokerdose

A stroke caused by an overdose, whether accidental or intentional.

Strokerdose

The lady had a strokerdose, when she accidentally overdosed on narcotics.

by Aphina November 27, 2015

Stroke N' Go

When you beat off right before going out to do something. "S.N.G" for short

Jenna: Hey Drue, you coming out tonight?
Drue: Yea let me Stroke N' Go real fast

by The bigger truth 96 July 21, 2016

Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.

Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.

by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

Storky

Another name for the fibrous scar tissue inside the penis that causes curved, painful erections.

Dude, that must hurt like a storky

by Brokex4 November 3, 2016