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Boston Steamer

Do a no. 2 on a place you shouldn't do in (used especially for animals)
The dog has just done a Boston Steamer again
by Pseudonym____________ January 11, 2023
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Cleveland steamer

When one wipes his finger in his ass and puts it in his partner upper lip
This motherfucker Farrell wiped his finger in his asshole and wiped it on my lip and gave me a motherfucking gaw damn cleveland steamer like a bitch
by nmgfh April 12, 2023
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Stokely Steamer

When a woman profusely vomits on their partners chest, all while receiving oral sex from their partner and further lathering the vomit into the chest of the partner.
Oh yeah baby, you’ve got to Stokely Steamer me tonight. I’m so excited!”
by Broc Hard April 12, 2023
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Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.
While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.
by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023
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Clevedon Steamer

The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.
The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!
by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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