persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.

Haley is such a squirrel-friend!

by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014

Baby squirrel

A girl that looks like a squirel with to nurs in her mouth.

Look at baby squirrel , shes forridging for the winter!

by HO5TEL May 19, 2017

squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.

(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"

by Piqueaboo September 11, 2009

Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.

"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"

by adg3825 April 27, 2021

fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.

Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel

by DistractedMatt November 14, 2015