Lube Sock

A sock designated for masturbation

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.

by pizza234 January 12, 2011

Eye sock

Originating in county jails where the lights are not completely turned off at night, inmates have been known to create make shift sleep masks out of socks, thus resulting in something called an eye sock.

Man it's bright as hell in here! Who the fuck took my eye sock!?

by cgreyrun June 03, 2011

sock sucker

(n) 1.one who sucks socks
2. one who takes pleasure in the art of sucking socks
3. synonyms- shoe licker, rice slicer, will

person a. hey look, it's will the sock sucker
person b. yeah, he realy enjoys sucking socks

by i don't suck socks March 04, 2009

Red Sock

While giving anal and near ejaculation, the "taker" gets punched in back of the head by the "pitcher". This will cause the "takers" anal cavity to tighten at which point the "giver" pulls out with force, causing the anus to become inside out. hense, the red sox.

I punched that bitch in the back of the dome and gave a red sock. You know, an inside out asshole! Like when you take your socks off!

by Megalomaniac12345 November 17, 2011

Speed Sock

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.

I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.

by sekwencer February 24, 2008

nut in a sock

When your jerking off in a sock and you nut in the sock. Using the sock as a pocket pussy.

I was jerking off then I put a nut in a sock.

by DigBickRon March 12, 2020

smothered sock

The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"

"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"

by Skip Weatherby IV October 10, 2006