Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.

"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

by Janky Mary July 26, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

Smells like curry

When a phone call sounds like a scam/ Indian man trying to sound legit

Scammer : hello Mr___, are you interested in free healthcare?
Person on phone: this smells like curry

by dillyding February 26, 2025

lick and smell

When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.

Mia: Did you like that lick and smell? :-)
Me: Yeah do it again so it can make my tounge rumble

by SmartMan69 May 25, 2017

Smelling Burnt Toast

Someone who can smell burnt toast is probably very horny

Damn babe I can smell some burnt toast~

Smelling Burnt Toast

by Kevin696969696 April 29, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 09, 2021