quick slap

A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.

"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."

by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014

Train Slap

The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.

Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."

Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"

by met21 August 16, 2011

Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.

Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"

by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012

Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011

Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.

Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.

by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016

dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008

Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....

Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us

by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009