postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.

That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.

by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010

ok retard

you really tried to search for what this means? ok retard

you: Im going to search what "ok retard" means so that i increase my intelectual intelligence

me,hearing your nerd ass from somewhere in the internet: ok retard

by ninon peaguda April 8, 2019

Fucking Retard

1) fucking retard= fucktard

2)someone who is mentally sick

3) A fucked up person how you hate

Joe: "breaks something of casey's toy"

Casey: What the fuck is wrong with you, you mentally sick, fucked up fucking retard

by Cunt_controller October 21, 2010

retarded

To slow down or hinder development.

The embalming fluid retarded the decomposition of the corpse.

by William H Ballard III February 12, 2004

retard roulette

having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."

"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."

Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.

by Liz Lime December 24, 2010

retard

You are the definition of retard

you are a retard you retard

by iman anwarzai April 8, 2017

Retardednippleemia

A case resulting described in The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision. This rare medical condition is caused from the natural bill that is formed at birth. When the bill detaches, an anomaly occurs in which the bill connects with the person's nipples. This will lead to the creation of male genitalia upon the infant's breast. This process cannot be reversed and it is too dangerous to remove these via surgery.

The girl has penis's on her chest because she has Retardednippleemia.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D July 7, 2010