lil retard

the older brother of lil weirdo and equally as fucking retarded

hey lil retard why are you so fucking retarded?

by bjfg January 7, 2020

Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.

"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."

by jbiddle August 24, 2011

retard r

The retard r is backwards and fucked up. A group out of wheeling west virginia that really dont giva fuck.. Dont fuck with them

Retard r is everywhere

by Bread Stain September 12, 2018

dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.

Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010

retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard

person 1 “is water wet”
person 2“retard simulator”

by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018

quasi-retarded

A hindered less efficient functionality.

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018