fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

fudge-puck by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011

hooty pucker 

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.

Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.

hooty pucker by joe62890 February 20, 2011

shit picky 

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

shit picky by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

Bologna Puckles 

Bologna puckles is an insult made by a five year old that tends to add silly things after a real word

You are a bologna puckle.

I don't like bologna puckles!

Bologna Puckles by Zapataluv March 6, 2012

Cum-Pucker 

A specific female act of show after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth; Before ingesting or spitting semen, the woman puckers her lips & squeezes a small quantity of it out from in-between them. Showoff It is popular with college women whom take pride in fellatio & enjoy attention for such.

"That chick last night did a sweet closeup Cum-Pucker for the camera after the blowjob."

Cum-Pucker by checkda statz April 26, 2012

hockey pucks 

Derogatory term for Canadians

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!

hockey pucks by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014

southern pucker 

Southern pucker (noun) another word for anus/asshole/butthole/brown eye

He inserted his penis into her his southern pucker :)

southern pucker by the italian stallion May 3, 2016