Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

talabases grease

Is when you fuck an old lady and she cums like gravy

Oh baby, make me cum all over your with my talabases grease!

by Mr.grease April 20, 2018

goof grease

This dicribes a goofy person thats always greasin' around.

You fuckin' goof grease, what the shit did you do that for??!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

diesel grease

to describe a girl who looks like she will do anything in bed

see that girl over there,she looks diesel grease.DIRTY AS FUCK

by KLINT THRUST September 16, 2009

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease

wen u juh str8 doggin ha shii

goin crazy in dat bih

jit im finna go grease dis bad bih

“her shii fat im finna go grease”

by kjeeezyyy November 2, 2021

Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025