grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.

-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!

by Apple poo October 19, 2015

tight grapes

when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion. That is when you get the tight grapes.

by wweedpasta July 18, 2023

gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 April 05, 2018

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

grape geyser

the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.

Dude, The sex was so good she let me give her the grape geyser!

by ubfrfrg March 06, 2022

The grapes

Information, word
(You wanna know sum?)
Heard from the vine

Munki : “You wann know the grapes brodie?”
Otha Munki: “Hit me”

by Munki King November 25, 2020

Grape Stomper

A technique used to push feces through a drain grate, usually in a shower. When you accidentally defecate in the shower and you stomp the feces through the drain with a powerful thrust of your foot. Thus removing evidence of this humiliating mistake.

I shit in my mother-in-laws shower last night and had to pull a Grape Stomper.

by Chillosophy September 14, 2018