tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

beer:45

a time of day, usually in the midst of ones' daily labors, that it becomes apparent that it well past time to no longer be in the midst of ones' daily labors

Is it beer:30 yet?

Dude, it's beer:45!

by honore d. balzac March 27, 2010

Day Beer

an alcoholic beverage, often brewed from barley and hops, that is consumed by a douchebag during the hours of sunlight.

Douchebag 1: What should be do in Williamsburg today?

Douchebag 2: Let's get a Day Beer.

by oidrtybtrd June 24, 2010

Beer tourettes

The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.

To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.

Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:

"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."

by kazthepainter June 8, 2009

bulk beers

Drinking copious amounts of the alcoholic beverage beer

Bulk beers at mine tonight

by Ourking69 November 11, 2013

beer dimples

The two dimples in the small of a woman's back. Especially prominent on Yoga chicks.

I was doing this yoga chick from behind whilst she was blowing my buddy. I put my beer down on one of her beer dimples for a moment and my buddy grabbed it and started drinking it!

by Dave traveling in Dallas September 29, 2013

beer mirror

The exact opposite of beer goggles, when you drink too much you start to think that you look good and your taste in the opposite sex becomes restricted to better looking people, this will usually cause you to go home alone.

"I'm lookin so good in the beer mirror, I dunno if Tyra Banks would be worthy of this"

by Chuck! November 6, 2005