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Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.
Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.
by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025
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Lay

• she fucked over her best friend of 4 years
• she called her best friend a fat pig and oink oink and moo and cow and thought it was funny to get a bunch of her friends against her best friend and threatened her
• she spreads rumors and she a hoe
• she smells like swamp ass times 10
Patty: Did you talk to that new girl?
Sammie: Oh Lay?
Patty: Yes her she’s a smelly bitch
Sammie: Don’t even get me started on her.
by urfavslut April 15, 2023
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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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Laying the snack down

When you have a fully erect penis and slam it down onto your Girlfriends head from behind while she's seated in a chair. When She turns to see what hit Her, slap her in the face with it again.
I was horny and wanted some head, so I laid the snack down on my bitch. Laying the snack down makes her wet as fuck!
by DanielVanzant August 28, 2023
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Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga

refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.
Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?

Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?

Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."

Rocko: Really? How do you figure?

Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.

Rocko: Man he is always broke!
by fckupthafun September 4, 2023
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lai ye

Lai ye is the epitome of being a skinny white Chinese boy who scurries for the chance to be raw dogged by sweaty men. He occasionally enjoys getting fingered in the prostate for a nice relaxing evening so as to loosen it up for a pounding by sweaty oiled up men. He stays up all night fantasizing about the meat of sweaty men while he ideates new techniques to make these oiled up men squeal while they unload their white protein shakes into his skinny petite body.
Lai ye is a person who enjoys getting anal by sweaty men.
by Glizzydestroyer September 16, 2023
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