Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013

Tree Brark

Mostly a spacky downy. Normally called Will/William

Will you spacky downy, get back here you tree brark cunt

by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019

tree man

a man who is part tree and does not sleep. in fact, the word sleep seems like a foreign language to them. The only thing they know of is how to eat fungus and tree bark. The word "Tree man" can be used to describe people who forget to wish friends on their birthday and like to be emo.

person 1: " bakri didn't wish me on my birthday, do you think they forgot or it was intentional?"
person 2: " nah bakri just doesn't do birthdays because they're a tree man."
person 1: " oh really? damn."

by short sia October 12, 2021

Tree rodent

Your common, everyday squirrel. The bullies of urban wildlife

When I take my dog for a walk in the park, c the tree rodents tease him unmercifully.

by anonymous October 16, 2021

Psalm tree

A tree that is not yet a fully grow Palm tree, with a silent "S" in the word. The tree is still growing up.

Look Ciawa, it's a psalm tree!

by Nkp123 October 3, 2016

Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full

Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree

by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020

tree knee

condition exhibited by snow-sport enthusiasts (mainly snowboarders, but sometimes skiiers) consisting of a bruised knee caused by repeated collisions with trees in the backcountry

Joe got a serious case of tree knee after a day of shredding pow off the groomed runs.

by dinky jones February 13, 2010