my boner

see my cock

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

my nigg

A short greeting for a homie. Short for my nigga

Whats up my nigg? Me and my nigg bout to roll out.

by 33 K Street February 11, 2008

my Wife

a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!

guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. I have no idea how I deserve this absolute GODDESS. she makes me the happiest I've ever been.

I love how amazing and beautiful she is!! that's my baby <3 that's my girlfriend

by literally the gayest whore eve January 31, 2020

My opinion

Something everyone should follow, always correct.

Steven: I think wheat bread is better than potato bread
Billy: Shut the fuck up Steven, you're wrong because in my opinion potato bread is better than wheat bread, you lose!

by TeeGeeThree January 22, 2021

on my shit

Meaning that you're you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.

Hey man, you okay? Yeah man, I'm on my shit.

by GottaBeReal💯 September 19, 2015

my dog

me: ok I'm in school

my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash

me: oh no my dog gonna run over me

me: gets run over while running down the hall

me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my dog is gonna run me over

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 02, 2020