bullshitting

When you add extra, un-nessesary words to an essay to meet a certain goal.

Guy 1: How did you meet the 5000 word requirement?
Guy 2: I just did a bit of bullshitting.

by Cyclopz420 October 28, 2019

Bitch ass bullshit

Bitch•ass•bull•shit

This is commonly used when a individual has felt wronged, or just pissed off.

Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.

Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.

by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021

Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot

fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi

by superniggaballs November 16, 2023

Huckabee level bullshit

A level of lying that surpasses all others.

Saying global warming doesn't exist is some Huckabee level bullshit.

by Byebyetrump May 30, 2019

bullshit path

a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway

I hate walking down bullshit path to get my drugs.

by Ddju October 07, 2020

Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.

John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.

by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016

Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.

A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)

by pesticidko April 03, 2020