Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

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Joke on the cide

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.

"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."

by Gregaroidson. June 7, 2017

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Cafeteria Joke

When you cum in a girls mouth and it sprays out of her nose.

Rachel was going down on me when I gave her the good ol "cafeteria joke'.

by The Cafeteria February 28, 2018

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Joke Bombing

When after you've told a humorous joke, someone interjects with an unfunny comment and kills the moment.

After Zac told his excellent joke his Dad chimed in with a lame comment that killed the humour and bombed the joke. "Your always Joke Bombing, Dad"

by Tuttifruittimum May 3, 2018

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proper joke

a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh

She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.

by Susie creamcheese January 30, 2018

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taco joke

It's when the human race tries to kill it's self off

Prick - I have a taco joke!
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - Why did the tacos cross the road
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - To fart their way over to the sidewalk and kill the BURRIOTOS
Me - I cease to exisit
Me - Also burritos are better than tacos

by Slojoe May 5, 2018

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