Noodle soup fucking 

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup

I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.

Noodle soup fucking by baby face megeee March 20, 2020

Noodle-kun 

The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.

If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them

Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!

Noodle-kun by Unknown User 👤 May 27, 2020

noodle 

A nickname for a good, smart and loving child (usually of your own) between the ages of 0 - 6.

Person 1: "Is that your kid? He's adorable and fairly well behaved! How old is he?

Person 2: "Thank you! He is 4. He is such a good Noodle."

noodle by hairofthedog92 October 14, 2020

Noodle Flip 

When someone mixes: LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed, Mescaline, Nitrous & DMT.

Your Nan: Ay yo, i think Im gonna noodle flip tonight

Your Dad: Fuck me you’re gonna get slapped back into your dogs spaghetti.

Noodle Flip by a pot noodle October 27, 2020

noodle day 

November 1 is Noodle day, create the best dish using ramen!!!

Guy: Hey dude is Noodle day!!!
Guy: OH YEAH MAN LETS CREATE SOME GOOD NOODLES!!

noodle day by NoodlesForlife October 29, 2020

noodles 

an invention that changed the course of history. Consists of soft and long pieces of wheat sometimes with sauce and soup. Makes people moan with pleasure when consuming.

Hey, wanna have something soft and long?

Your dick?

No, noodles...

noodles by mrasiandingwong March 11, 2021

Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

Noodle Condom by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021