Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.
by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009
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Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.
I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.
by Barakabomba May 05, 2024
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trippin on the deuce


to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.
man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.
by vgad August 08, 2007
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Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.
Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.
by Pancreas Man January 09, 2018
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Shake Deuces

To peace out or leave a setting, the shaking of your index and middle finger as u leave.
" Yo im bout to shake deuces outt here paaaaaace"
by turkeyeatinfrenchfry February 06, 2010
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Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel
The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022
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Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.
The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022
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