Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms

So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.

by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023

mushrooming

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "menjamur" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the proliferance of a product or a phenomenon

In a business context, you might say, “The number of coffee shops in this area is mushrooming,” indicating a fast rise in that particular market.

by Emotional Cruiser October 5, 2025

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, I heard Chad and Larry are a couple of mushroom knockers

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

mushrooms

A “food” people pretend to like so they can seem fancy. Tastes like someone dug 10 feet underground, found dirt that worms threw a rave in, flattened it out, let a snail run laps on it, and called it “earthy.” Somehow ends up on pizza, pasta, and every dish that was perfectly fine before it got ruined.

“Why does this burger taste like wet forest?”
“They added mushrooms, dude.”

by Visit s she e November 7, 2025