muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015

Chubby Muffin

A really fucking fat piece of shit who eats to much and should die of cancer. Usually has no neck and looks like a Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids.

NORMAL KID: Oi Chubby Muffin, Kill yourself you fat cunt, you eat to much and you should die you diabetes fucking prick cunt.
Chubby Muffin: I'm fat so i should die.

by PusyySLAYRR July 31, 2018

Muffin Black

A black person who is secretly white.

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"

by Bakernator May 14, 2010

Muffin Gasket

A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.

I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.

by gnelcajon June 07, 2015

muffin monday

When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.

It's Muffin Monday!

by MuffinMonday412 December 06, 2016

Muffin Clutcher

A derogatory name for a homosexual implying that one holds a testicle sack in their hand.

“Aw do you know that Dave Andrews?”

“Aw yeah he was a total muffin clutcher”

by Yeticunt May 24, 2019

Couch Muffin

The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.

"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"

by TheCleanSanchez July 17, 2012