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Cuddle Muffin

A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).
Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
by ASDFinator2000 May 8, 2018
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muffin puncher

Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)
Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch

Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch
by It's Bobcat July 9, 2014
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Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013
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muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.
Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.
by kiki1987 March 20, 2013
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Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.
Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.
by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010
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beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.
"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."
by space_nuts February 9, 2015
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Muffin Black

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"
by Bakernator May 14, 2010
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