Summer Muffins

The most polite and ingenious way of saying knockers known to mankind.

"Do you like my Summer muffins?"

by challiam October 2, 2014

Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

Muffin Dick

When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.

Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"

by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015

beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015

muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015

Muffin Yodeler

When a man pleasures a woman orally and attempts to yodel while he does it.

"What was the weird, muffled singing I heard last night?"

"Oh, that was Stavios and Cindy. He's a Muffin Yodeler so he makes a lot of noise.

by Buffman6651 April 16, 2015

Muffin Gasket

A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.

I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.

by gnelcajon June 9, 2015