fat mother fucker

Just a really, really, really fat person.

Man, that kid in gym class is one fat mother fucker!

by roobot December 10, 2006

motherjumper

(adj.) a less-profane alternative to motherfucker

Dang, those pirates are at it again! Those crazy motherjumpers never quit, do they!?

by Gluzie September 16, 2008

mother fucktard

easy enough said as a mother fucking retard

Damn, Ho you a mother fucktard!!

by Kaitlyn Christine December 3, 2007

motherhoebitch

A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.

Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."

Ali "motherhoebitch!!

by Alzamatralz March 11, 2011

Mother Pumpkin

Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.

Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?

Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.

by jessmanyeah December 27, 2011

motherblockers

Earphones used as a way of not listening to, or ignoring, your mother.

I got in the car and put on my motherblockers so I did not have to listen to my mum nagging!

by Luckyonetoo August 28, 2013

Mothballin'

It is an act of cunniligus performed on a Gmilf that are 60 years old and over by someone who is younger.

"After we left Bingo, we went to her place so I could do some Mothballin'.

by Uncool Mikey March 23, 2017