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Cucumber moment

When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.
'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'

'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'
by Moreorlesswasted December 16, 2016
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Rahul Moment

A moment in time when something so dumb happens, and your left dumbfounded. A period of time correlating to the IQ of Rahul.
I was sitting down out side and I watched this absolute Rahul moment of a lady mistaking a whole for a door.
by STemmie September 9, 2022
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Murlock Moment

A Murlock Moment happens when the owner of the formerly popular Garry's mod server "Imperium Gaming WW2RP" tries to revive his server again, without making any changes to the content.
- Did you hear the news?
- Yes, Imperium Gaming is reopening again, what a murlock moment
by A funny italian man April 8, 2021
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Bond Moment

When you're able to pull of something so awesome, your only option is to scream out the main part of the 007 theme upon completion.
(while driving)

Bob: Jim, watch out for that semi!!

(Jim grazes the guardrail at the perfect angle to make his 98' F-150 do three front flips over the semi, which then drives directly into a wall and bursts into flames.)

Jim: DUH-NUH, NAH-NAH, NUH-NUH-NAH

Bob: That was a fucking Bond Moment, man!
by FlabCaptain September 8, 2012
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Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.
by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022
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lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.
"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"
by ncmo April 21, 2010
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weed moment

(noun ) A weed moment is when you are stoned and in the middle of a thought or conversation. You forget your place or where you are in a story you might be telling, or you forget what you were talking about all together. A weed moment is much like a senior moment; only weed induced.
Example: ''I'm having a weed moment. What were we talking about again?
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