March 8

March 8th is giraffe feeding day. Go to the zoo feed those giraffes, feel their purple tongues.

Girl are you going to feed the giraffes, it’s March 8th.

by Comeatmeseriously October 23, 2019

March 25

Fuck your man day!! fuck him really good

have sexual intercourse with (someone) fuck them on March 25.

by rebeccaAking April 22, 2014

March 23

March 23 is national fuck a girl day.

Let me smash on march 23

by Littledickdaddy October 20, 2019

March 20

Wow, you were born on March 20! This means you're an indecisive dumbass that needs constant affection and food, even if you're trying to starve yourself cuz of insecurityyy~

I heard she was born on March 20...
Oh that makes sense, she's mega cuddly and it's kinda sad.

by Egirl_moon_Tr@sh October 15, 2019

March 9th

National whore day

bro i can’t wait for march 9th

Why man?
Because it’s national whore day

by hiimyeeman420 October 16, 2019

Marshing

When one takes a marshmallow and rests it on anothers anus, and then forcefully insterts it using a penis. This continues until the anus is almost completely filled with marshmallows.

Marshmallow creme may be used as lubrication, but anal lube is a definite no go, since the marshmallows will eaten out of the asshole afterwards.

"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"

"Ohhh I suppose we could try Marshing..."

"Yes! Let's do it!"

by Leeby April 4, 2008

March 11

People born on march 11 are le best coz they cute and like reading , they smart af and they have just rlly rlly nice . I can not explain how amazing these people are

Nell- Hey , isnt it John's birthday
Joliver- yeah , he's born on march 11

Nell- explains a lot 😳

by @nellisweird on tiktok January 6, 2020