May 17

National show your ass day

Hey it’s may 17

by Nana Jan May 16, 2022

May 29

National Punch Day

On May 29 you are allowed to punch or kick anyone you want

by koaladrip May 29, 2021

May 12th

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits

Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big

by 1M W13RD September 3, 2020

May 30

National make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with your bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend:”Hey babe we have to make out”
Girlfriend:”why?”
Boyfriend:”Because it’s may 30”

by BadSonicboom9 December 6, 2020

May 27

People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.

Everyone born on May 27 is that bitch

by rufusfromkimpossible May 27, 2020

May 9

If you are born on may 9. You are a total baddie! Make a wish and it will come true. These people are the prettiest and funniest. You are friendly and kind, but sometimes stubborn. You are blessed!

Me:hey, happy birthday!
People born on may 9: thank you!

by Hegfkdifh January 31, 2021

May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th

Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then

by daddyjohn69 May 1, 2020