cloud machine

An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine

"Yo pass us my cloud machine"

"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"

by Cloudman123 October 11, 2017

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018

idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

sex machine

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!

Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?

by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018

thirst machine

A fool who can’t get enough attention. Often opens up messages immediately after receipt.

This fool Felix is such a thirst machine.

by Carlitos Jamón April 15, 2018

randy maschine

A male person who has an aggressive aura and no respect for woman. Usually looks like he is about to beat someone up. At most times on drugs like amphetamine or cocaine. Usually at the same time a super chilled dude for his friends.

Used in the german techno club scene.
Has a favour for butt sex and deepthroats.

That‘s a real Randy Maschine.

Thats my boy, a Randy Maschine, yeah.

Randy Maschine, alter!

Die Randy Maschine da ist auf Koksmodus.

by Randy Maschine September 6, 2018

sets machine

a man who goes hard AF in the gym, but secretly wants everyone to know he goes hard AF in the sheets

Graham: Hey Devan, I like your sets machine shirt.
Devan: Thanks man! I've been lifting everyday bro. I just need to scoop me up a nice woman, man.

by Devan Patel September 11, 2018