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Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.
"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."
by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012
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alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.
Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.
by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017
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Duel Links

A game made by Konami, created to empty your bank account and waste hours of your life, a fun interactive experience.
Hey @TheSchwifty1, Duel Links is Really Fun!
by heyitsvall January 11, 2018
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Chameleon Line

A drug reference to doing a line of cocaine, then immediately after, licking an LSD tab.
Hey man, wanna do a chameleon line?”
by Artemisriel December 31, 2019
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fart linking

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
by Trodan October 1, 2020
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Snik Ling

by aktapuzz May 10, 2021
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Maggie Lindemann

The hottest girl on the planet she's my wife , her voice is amazing, beautiful, grungy, she made an EP called Paramore you better stream it or else. She owns a clothing line called "Swixxz". Most sweetest girl on earth. She's a singer song writer.
I love Maggie Lindemann so much she's my idol forever.
by Swixxie July 27, 2021
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