laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

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Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.

Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"

by Harrydon May 30, 2023

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Laying the snack down

When you have a fully erect penis and slam it down onto your Girlfriends head from behind while she's seated in a chair. When She turns to see what hit Her, slap her in the face with it again.

I was horny and wanted some head, so I laid the snack down on my bitch. Laying the snack down makes her wet as fuck!

by DanielVanzant August 28, 2023

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Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

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When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

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