low key jibber

a joint of marijuana that is smoked without telling friends, as to get more weed to yourself.

"Ey bro lets get in a low key jibber just me n you, dont tell rob, his fatass will bogart the J."

by Dane Galeesak July 3, 2008

Key Lime Creampie

When you're bangin Taylor's mom missionary style and squirt lime juice in her eyes just before cumming inside her

Bro I totally gave Taylor's mom a Key Lime Creampie last night... She never saw it coming

by MomSlayer January 25, 2021

The Key Fits The Lock

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.

A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018

p2:ce key

a key to the mod of portal 2 titled portal 2 community edition

A:hey! give me that p2:ce key
B:what will you do for it?
A:I will beta test and find bugs
B:your not meant to be here

by Unknown124345 January 1, 2023

Low-key Flirting

When someone subtlety flirts with someone else. Maybe it’s a friend, maybe it’s an interest but not the right time to show true colors.

Charlie: (brings up long conversation with Abby). Abby: (in conversation) my mom wonders why so many guys ask me out. Charlie: “it’s cause your personality is amazing” (conversation continues)

Teigan: not you Low-key Flirting with Abby

by Ur mom.com is hot December 16, 2022

Capitan Keys

The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.

-Master Chief: Capitan Keys

-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.

-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.

by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

low key rape

When you're about to hook up with a guy, and you realize that you're too intoxicated, but by the time you say "no" he's already inside of you.

Yeah but I didn't want to, it was low key rape.

by whosthatgirl2 July 1, 2011