Bungee Jumping

Pulling out a used tampon and replacing it with a new one

Pulling on the string of an inserted tampon to remove it and inserting a fresh tampon in it's place is also called Bungee Jumping

by GeoMc February 27, 2011

Jumping ship

Fuckin' drunk on any multitude of rums -- more distinct, Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry.

Vince, "Jumping ship," ran aground last night on Sailor Jerry when a chick dropped anchor on his drunken pass.

by CocksmithVA June 1, 2011

Jumping off a dresser

To have hard core sex

Jumping off a dresser means to have sex

by katrin February 5, 2021

Hop, skip, and a jump

Not so far away as to delay a timely arrival; a short duration. More than two minutes, but less than a bit.

Don: Dave, the party has been bumpin' for like, an hour already! Where are you?

Dave: Had to go pick up the Kool-Aid, Don. Be there in a hop, skip, and a jump.

by E.XIII September 8, 2013

jimmy jumping beans

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)

She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.

by Turtletracks November 11, 2014

Mexican long jump

The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.

Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."

by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011

Status Jump

Verb: When there is too many things on your news feed and no one notices your amazing status.

Muhammed: I'm so depressed

*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.

by Elluu February 25, 2011