jizz slap

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010

jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill March 8, 2012

jizz train

a thin stream of seamen put somewhere on a girl's(most likely a skank's) body by someone she has had a sexual encounter with.

That skank let me leave a jizz train in her hair!

Choo Choo! hey ladies, wanna hop on my jizz train tonight?

by Philip McAvoy May 3, 2008

Face Jizz

when your nose cums

every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears

by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009

Jizz Giant

Someone who ejaculates an inhumane amount of "jizz"

The jizz giant almost drowned me last night.

by JizzGiant101 October 18, 2010

high jizz

when you ejaculate while high. it feels 100x better than normal.

I smoked last night and jerked off right after, cause i wanted to high jizz.

by asadachi December 15, 2010

turkey jizz

the thing that is found inside of your thanksgiving turkey that makes lose your appetite

ahhhhhhhh what the hell is that!!!

by clint rue November 25, 2003