Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.
friend; omg Jesse is so hot
me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months
friend; oh
me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months
friend; oh
by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022
Get the Jessemug. a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily
by badman10101001 February 17, 2020
Get the jess hortonmug. by Carson209 September 27, 2020
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is known as a Tryhard who is good at everything he does and will do anything to make the second alto feel like crap. Jesse is also a clown 🤡 and he puts pencils in his pocket(pencil pocket). He’s a weird redditor as well but he’s also a good and funny friend.
by EEE728 February 3, 2020
Get the Jessemug. by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021
Get the Jessemug. a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.
by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 23, 2021
Get the jessemug. A girl who is a skank and sleeps around with multiple people in the same friend group. Typically taken of rides around town with boys/girls she doesn’t know.
“Hey Jordan did you hear what juicy Jess was up to on the weekend? what a skank !!!”
“Did you see juicy Jess wearing the same pants everyday, they and make her what she calls a booty saggy”
“Did you see juicy Jess wearing the same pants everyday, they and make her what she calls a booty saggy”
by 69ferda69 February 19, 2018
Get the Juicy Jessmug.