jacob sartorius

A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically

Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright

by Pancancakes November 29, 2016

Flag

Get the jacob sartoriusmug.

Karl Jacobs

iPad kid. Always plays minecraft on his iPad and probably has sticky fingers and crumbs.

Do you know who the ipad kid is?
Yeah! That’s Karl Jacobs!

by True Info Detected August 1, 2021

Flag

Get the Karl Jacobsmug.

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.

Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.

by fatland September 15, 2010

Flag

Get the Jacobs Trumpetmug.

ira jacobs

the kinda guy who mooches a ride off people

Ira Jacobs does this the best

by d k August 17, 2003

Flag

Get the ira jacobsmug.

Jacob

Jacob is one of the most angelic people you will ever meet. He’s caring, cute, and compassionate. His heart bleeds the righteousness that courses through his veins. He deserves the world. He has the brightest smile, the sweetest laugh, and the prettiest eyes you will ever see. He is ever so selfless and he puts others before himself. I wish I could save him from himself.

“Oh my god! Jacob’s here! It’s gonna be a lovely day!”

by lollipoptears March 25, 2019

Flag