Calculator Phone

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!
Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!
by Brendan Thomas November 23, 2007
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throwdown phone

a throw down phone is a non-working phone that you carry with you in case you are held up by bad guys. After turning over your (throw-dwon) wallet with only a few bills in it, when they demand your cell phone, you hand over your throw-down phone and all is good.
A throwdown phone is something to carry with you whenever you are in a sketchy area and have taken the precaution of bringing a throw-down wallet. If you get mugged, this will come in handy. After turning over your (throw-dwon) wallet with only a few bills in it, when they demand your cell phone, you hand over your throw-down phone and all is good.
by Dadder November 26, 2013
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Cordless Phone

A phone in most homes that allows the talker to walk around freely without having to worry about cords and not leaving his/her 3 foot radius which the cord limits them to.
by diseased sheep July 13, 2006
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Phone Slap

The Act of Slapping someone with a flip phone That Can Flip With a Button
Slapper: Dude Check out What My Phone Can Do!

Victim: What Can it Do!?


Slapper: "Phone Slap" *Slap*

Victim: Asshole!
by Arnold AWESOME! January 09, 2009
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Ghost Phone

When it feels like your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but it turns out that your leg was just twitching.
Person 1: (pulls out phone) huh.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I got Ghost Phone
by The Unwanted Hero November 12, 2009
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Cell Phones

I don't believe in cell phones, becaues the devil made them. They kill people and rape their souls, then when they are done they throw you into a firey pedagogue.
by Sheena Roxx February 12, 2011
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Dumb phone

"Dumb phone" is a coarse reference to the largely obsolete portable cellular telephones (of differing brands) made from 1983 to 1999. Majority of them were manufactured by Motorola from 1983 to 1999. Other manufacturers during that period include Ericsson, Sony, Nokia, Mobira and Oki.

Contrary to popular belief, dumb phones do not refer to feature phones (mobile phones made from 2000 - present with little features as compared to smart phones).
Al: Did you see that New Zealand ad? The one about the gal who used a dumb phone 'coz her insurance plan was so damn expensive?
by Heych September 16, 2010
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