Canadas History

A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters

American: Why the fuck is it so cold out??

Canadian : Meh its Canadas History

by ClawoftheBeast February 4, 2010

Canadian History

A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.

The prostitute from Alabama taught me Canadian History.

by ABC123 don't touch me. February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act where the male performs vaginal penetration on a woman from behind(Referred to as "The Mountie"), while simultaneously putting both hands into the female's anus(called "The Moose Antlers").

Coffee from Tim Horton's is optional.

Dan performed Canada's History with Jan and now she'll be in the ER for 6-10 weeks.

by StormX February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act where a Man pours Maple Syrup on his genitals untill it hardens. Then he beats your mate senseless. NO BLOOD NO FOUL!

Yo man, did you see Julie with that black eye, i think Dave gave her a lesson in Canada's History last night.

by Mad Mikey Ball Hog February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Canada's History is so depraved that you can't say it on TV

by bobrocks95 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

me and my girlfriend did Canada's History last night and now she won't talk to me.

by rufus Schmidt February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Placeing ice on one's testicles and pouring maple syrup on the penis, while perfroming falacio.

My balls were so numb because of that Canada's History I got last night. My pubic hair is still sticky.

by Venbert Colsteph February 5, 2010