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Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.
“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”
by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018
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Frost Dad

a man who was kicked in the head and abandoned by there mother also a bit unstable and sucks at valorant
frost dad is on my team so we lost
by DietMtnDewKing April 4, 2025
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Frosting on candles

The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse
My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night
by Absolutelegendunit September 15, 2018
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no frosted flakes

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.
by JSKNATION November 16, 2017
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frosting her mug

The act of busting a seedy nut on her pretty face.
Do you know how KFed met Britney back in the day? She was at a glory hole and he realized who she was just as he was frosting her mug.
by Mookie915 June 13, 2018
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Carbonated Frosting

The frosting on a cake post cake fart. Due to the cake farting process in which a person rips some good sphincter rumbles, the frosting becomes carbonated.
You gonna eat that carbonated frosting after Keely finishes her cake farts?
by ProfessorGibbon April 25, 2023
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Croatian Frost Patty

When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.
Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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