brazilian fires 

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

brazilian fires by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

Forest fires 

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas).

Forest fires by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest fires 

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.

Forest fires by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest fires 

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas). Its as possible that someone that doesn't hold trees sacred or thinks of them as matchsticks would have an interest in burning them as it is that an industrial accident, electrical accident, or lightning caused the fires.

Forest fires by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Siesta Fiesta 

When the drug dealer has a two for one sale of roofies

"Man that Siesta Fiesta was nuts, I don't even remember what happened

Siesta Fiesta by Cum Gremlin April 13, 2021

Box flies 

When a vagina is sexually overused it has not a rotting smell, but the smell of old, mixed, stinky semen from dozens of men and the smell begins to attract flies.

“Mmm, Kim’s looking good.”
“Nah, fam. Stay away from Kim. She gots the box flies.”

Box flies by Larsone31 May 20, 2022

Dodgy Firestick 

A more distinguished and elegant way of consuming media. A jailbroken amazon firestick with access to any and every film/show on the planet

How are you watching the last of us show, do you have HBO max?
Na mate, dodgy firestick

Dodgy Firestick by Huemongous February 5, 2023