Dinner In The Oven

When a young man feeds a MILF a cockmeat sandwich.

I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.

by JBiznitz November 1, 2021

Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

ding dong dinner

An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring

Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?

by VeganMama March 11, 2022

veal dinner

a posh dinner, the one people attends in an upper class restaurant.

I'm taking him for a veal dinner, it's our first date!

by Architecte Imaginaire April 16, 2017

cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner

A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.

The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.

by DeBen October 22, 2013

polish dinner

When you cover your genitalia with sauerkraut and kielbasa and mustard and your girl gobbles it up.

That girl said she wasn't hungry, but when i showed her my polish dinner she dove in and didn't come up for air until the mustard was gone.

by clevermeats January 29, 2016

juul dinner

The act of not eating dinner, butt instead using nicotine from a Juul to suppress your appetite.

Mike: Hey bro, I had chicken parm last night, what’d you eat?
Ben: I didn’t get any food, i had a Juul dinner.

by sknnylgnd August 17, 2019