Like a faggot

Used at the end of a sentence, usually when someone is in a circumstance that doesn't meet expectations. It has nothing to do with being gay, more about being sub-par.
Can be used as an insult directed at one's self, or as a joke directed at a friend.

"Yo bro, what's wrong?"
"I pulled a muscle in my back like a faggot."

or

"I've been working all week like a faggot."

or

"My car broke down and I had to bike to work like a faggot."

by connecdizzle August 9, 2012

faggot queer

Name for someone who is so astronomically homosexual, that calling them a "faggot" or "queer" just isn't quite enough.

Look at these two faggot queers still sittin here on the bus.

by Captain Poopants July 7, 2011

Typical Faggot

Also commonly denoted by "TF", someone who commonly launches homosexual websites, continuously bends over, and is consistently a human flame.

*launches Manhunt*...that typical faggot is looking to get plugged again

by AberFitch12200 February 23, 2009

Are you faggot?

Not everyone has the time to say everything they mean, why not kill two birds with one stone? Or in this case throw a handful of jagged rocks as hard as you can into a small pen filled with ducklings.

"Are you faggot" is a way of asking someone if they are serious while simultaneously calling them a faggot.

Ben and JP are playing pingpong and it is a close game, Ben gets faggoted when one of JP's serves just nicks the edge of the table resulting in a loss.

Ben: "Are you faggot?"

by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009

Chicken Faggot

The ultimate form of the faggot. The Chicken Faggot acts like a gay fag and is also constantly frightened like a chicken. The absolute be all and end all of curse words.

Carmelo Anthony is such a Chicken Faggot.

by BK Smalls December 8, 2012

faggot slut

The bitchest kid in school. that sucks everyones dick, both literally and metaphorically.

walter: Hey what's up guys, you're the chillest kids i know!
joe:thanks...
walter:Ok later guys im gunna go smoke some pot.
Matt:jesus christ, that walter bitch is sucha faggot slut.
joe: i know, i think he wants to blow our cocks..

by The great Paulenator August 23, 2011

fuckass faggot

(n.) A homosexual caught in the act or with shit stains down his penis.

Patient: I think I have ball cancer

Doctor: let me take a look


Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004