The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.
Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.
Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.
Tom: I'd say your even now.
Chris: word.
Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.
Tom: I'd say your even now.
Chris: word.
by job pilsen May 12, 2009
Get the phantom dumpmug. Function: noun
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009
the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009
the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft
An easy way to cave dump an annoying post-menopausal woman is to tell her that Josh Groban is holding a record release party at the bottom of a nearby well; After lowering her in, seal up the well and simply walk away. Ain't nobody gonna raise you up now, bitch!
by daedalusVT April 16, 2009
Get the cave dumpmug. When you are sitting nice {comfy} on the {toilet} in a relaxed state and your back is reclined while you are taking a {dump}. It is defined by the position of the back and also a peace of mind !
Man I've had a really long day and I can't wait to get home to my OWN {toilet} and take a nice comfy dump.
by kin42750 June 17, 2011
Get the comfy dumpmug. When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they are done within a matter of seconds.
1) Fred didn't turd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor's were in awe of his seven pound "Dookie"
2)
John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)
2)
John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)
by petar113507 March 7, 2009
Get the Insta-Dumpmug. A senior project that makes a mockery of the spirit of the college of engineering. More specifically, when a team takes a used dirt trailer and installs a hydraulics kit on it. Often a Sivy is assigned to do FEA on it, which is doubtful to happen even if he says it has.
Me: What's your senior project?
Rob: Grass Dump
Me: What's that?
Rob: A piece of shit
Me: Oh, so THAT was your grass dump
Rob: Grass Dump
Me: What's that?
Rob: A piece of shit
Me: Oh, so THAT was your grass dump
by Grass Dump Hater July 23, 2007
Get the Grass Dumpmug. Where two people defecate simultaneously on a single toilet by sitting face to face. The one on the top must be on top of the one who is facing normally on the toilet.
You and a friend must use the toiletries but there is only one bathroom. To solve this problem, both of you can go at once by one person sitting normally and the other sitting in reverse on top of the other persons legs. This is known as the Belgian Dump.
by thatkidd55 April 6, 2009
Get the Belgian Dumpmug. Whilst someone is sitting down, another person walks behind them and rips their chair out from under them
by Gibson,Winchester Indiana October 13, 2010
Get the Tuttle Dumpmug.