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phantom dump

The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.
Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.

Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.

Tom: I'd say your even now.

Chris: word.
by job pilsen May 12, 2009
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Dump the Jerk

"Oh man, Kimberly sent me a pic while I was on the toilet last night and it totally got me to dump the jerk."

"Nasty dude. That's my sister."
by Extra Bec April 14, 2010
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Rob Dump

A large stool deposit left by a person that will not flush down the toilet.
Holy cow he just took a Rob Dump!
by And3Suby February 28, 2009
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dump oil

the oil produced by a butt in order to pass a large poo. Often used as an insult to ones intellegence.
OMG you dump oil! I can't believe you just sent your bank account info to your online girlfriend!
by Kitalpha January 27, 2010
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Dump Hit

To blast tha bitches asshole with your shlong.
I finna dump hit that ass with tha meat.
by MopDawg December 27, 2003
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Grass Dump

A senior project that makes a mockery of the spirit of the college of engineering. More specifically, when a team takes a used dirt trailer and installs a hydraulics kit on it. Often a Sivy is assigned to do FEA on it, which is doubtful to happen even if he says it has.
Me: What's your senior project?
Rob: Grass Dump
Me: What's that?
Rob: A piece of shit
Me: Oh, so THAT was your grass dump
by Grass Dump Hater July 23, 2007
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Bonus dump

An extra shit that occurs over and above from what you normally poop during the day.
"Hey. I just took a bonus dump and am I feeling skinny"!
by DanTGib January 30, 2007
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